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    Atlas8817

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    Worst Injury in Your Life..................Evar!

    Post  Atlas8817 on Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:52 pm

    Well my worst injuries are as follows -
    [list]Getting dropped on my head - Age 2
    Splitting my chin open on a chair - Age 4
    Hitting myself with my own soccerboot in the eye - Age 7
    Getting a drill bit through my finger - Age 7
    Getting punched up by a girl - Age 9,10
    Getting my knee cut to the bone - Age 10
    Fracturing my elbow - Age 11
    Stapling my thumb with a staple gun - Age 12
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    Pois0n

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    Post  Pois0n on Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:06 pm

    Ive never broke a bone, never had a concussion, never had any spinal problems, never had any heart problems and never had any genital problems.

    I have had a lot of sprained ancles, sprained wrists and such.

    I do get colds a lot as well.

    - Jacob.
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    Post  Servulus on Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:10 pm

    Atlas it takes a special boy to admit that you got beat up by a girl, but why did you put a staple through your own thumb? Least you now know the stapler works.


    As for my injury, i shattered a few bones in my right hand when i punched a wall.

    Oh and i did ride into a stobie pole (SA thing) when i was 3yo on my 3 wheeler, cracked me head open.
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    SuperTastyfish

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    Re: Worst Injury in Your Life..................Evar!

    Post  SuperTastyfish on Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:16 pm

    @Servulus

    Do you mean special in more ways then one?
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    Post  Servulus on Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:18 pm

    I am sure you would understand, have you ever admitted to being beaten up by a girl?
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    SuperTastyfish

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    Post  SuperTastyfish on Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:20 pm

    Nope. I've never been beat up by a girl.
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    Post  Servulus on Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:22 pm

    that makes 2 of us then..


    C'mon how many more of you oppressed kids have been beaten up by the girls?
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    Post  SuperTastyfish on Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:27 pm

    However that's not to say that a girl hasn't TRIED to punch me... The problem is you can't deck them back so I retreated to a safe distance.
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    Post  SuperTastyfish on Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:07 pm

    Nah the one who hated me is a loser...
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    Moonsword

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    Post  Moonsword on Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:07 pm

    my injuries are far to many to mention, and I cant remember how most of them happened, those that I do remember:

    broke tib and fib in left leg
    broken nose
    severe back injury

    lots of cuts, scraps, bruises, concussions,
    being the mental kid at school does that
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    Post  melbourneSTORM4eva on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:03 am

    Playing high grade league for your age really F***s you up,the injurys that I can remember are as follows.

    Broken collarbone(in a tackle)
    Broken arm- Age 2
    Broken wrist(in a tackle)
    2 broken ribs(Got tackled onto someones knee)
    And a twisted knee

    Pretty much the majors.

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    random guy

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    Post  random guy on Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:14 am

    ouch!
    I'm lucky the worst I've got is a titan in the balls from 2 meters away.
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    Post  littlebro05 on Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:57 am

    You're 9 years old, every kid usually has equal strength back then. But when you grow older, usually guys build more bulk. Doesn't excuse yourself from fighting back though. Unless you had a massive growth spurt.

    I never broken a bone, but I did majorly fucked up my ankle when I jumped to catch a bottle and landed90 degrees and owned myself. Recovered in 3 days. Woot.

    Food poisoning overseas.

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    Post  Servulus on Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:17 am

    when i was in yr 9 i was a towering giant with massive build as well, standing around 184cm tall. for fair fights it was against teachers, the headmaster or the yr 12s... i didnt last long at school.
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    Post  Servulus on Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:37 am

    nope

    i reached my height when i was 12yo

    at one school i went too i was in grade 7, but because of my sheer size i was pushed up in to year 9 when parents complained to the school from the kids in grade 7 and year 8.
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    liam_skywalker

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    Post  liam_skywalker on Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:43 am

    Turned around straight into a wall! cracked my head open.
    broke my nose.
    almost got my arm broken by a girl, shot her with a BBBB, she run up twisted my arm and almost broke it.

    weak ankles so I twisted it about 5 times.
    but my dad wins this argument, he had a flesh eating bacteria ate most of his arm and f*cked up his memory something royal also gave him some brain damage. also he is drugged up to the eyeballs.
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    Reaper

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    Post  Reaper on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:26 am

    SuperTastyfish wrote:However that's not to say that a girl hasn't TRIED to punch me... The problem is you can't deck them back so I retreated to a safe distance.

    I am not of that opinion. It's okay once they punch you repeatedly in the face. Trust me.

    P.S. She took me by surprise.

    Atlas8817

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    Post  Atlas8817 on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:36 am

    Lol, surprise butt secks =P
    Anywho she only hit me when i called her fat...........when she had a six-pack (the beer not the stomach)
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    THE NERFER KID!

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    Post  THE NERFER KID! on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:36 am

    i was just learing how to walk and was going all around the kitchen and was having a ball. but what happened is that i ran into to a leg of a table with my head and my two front teeth went through my bottom gum and lip... it hurt
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    Post  danzer12 on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:54 am

    Got kicked in the nuts, got a twisted vein and had to go to hospital.
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    Post  littlebro05 on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:59 am

    danzer12 wrote:Got kicked in the nuts, got a twisted vein and had to go to hospital.

    Mother, Holy shit that sounds painful.
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    ShootEmUp

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    Re: Worst Injury in Your Life..................Evar!

    Post  ShootEmUp on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:09 pm

    Bruised lungs, concussion - Mx crash

    Torn cartilage in my knee, had to have surgery on it 2 weeks a go. - Again Mx crash
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    Biggles

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    Post  Biggles on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:17 pm

    Never broken a bone. I had to get stitches on my chin when when from bike to road in less than a second. ripped my hand open on a hidden screw in a cupboard once. severley bruised my knee while ice skating. not much else exept for some severe bruising.

    Biggles
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    R@w$o 4

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    Post  R@w$o 4 on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:25 pm

    broke my nose in footy,
    chipped a bone in my foot
    and fractured my knee cap.

    Atlas8817

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    Post  R@w$o 4 on Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:09 pm

    um atlas... you might have to resize your picture!
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    flyjammer

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    Post  flyjammer on Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:40 pm

    I broke my finger once.
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    O.W.L

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    Post  O.W.L on Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:05 pm

    i came down from a "double jump" or a "boost"on the trampoline and my ankle rolled in mid air ( ) and landed awkwardly then tore a ligament and made my bone stick out
    also possibly broke my toe
    and running at a 16, 17 yr old with a water balloon he put his arm out a lunged straight into my legs while i was jumping which equals fly, flip and crash-down on head leaving permanent lump
    and usual cuts, bruises, pains the boyish shart
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    kingkottah

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    Post  kingkottah on Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:43 am

    Me, Cracked my head open when I was 3 from standing on my tricycle to get something split head open on a house brick.

    When I was 6 I cut my leg open down to the bone on my guina pig cage, first aid meens no stiches for me!

    I do a lot of stupid stuff that most people would break bones on, e.g. sliding down on the railing for a two story set of stairs fell off on the flat bit and got some cuts and bruses. Hey my genetics are stong my grand parents never broke any bone same as with my parrents hope it continues in the family.
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    bulletproofvest

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    Post  bulletproofvest on Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:34 am

    Lets just say i did a big-assed jump on a bike when i was 12, Faceplanted it into the next jump (Yes, the jumps are concrete) Then got concussion and woke up in hospital hahahah
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    Post  who on Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:40 am

    I died once?
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    random guy

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    Post  random guy on Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:03 pm

    who wrote:I died once?

    it's always nice to have a ghost/zombie on the forum.
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    Post  Reaper on Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:35 pm

    who wrote:I died once?

    I've died three times and been disemboweled on eighteen seperate occasions. And I'm still here. Or am I... (cue evil laugh)
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    Post  bulletproofvest on Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:37 pm

    Chill.... His pic's a cat.. He obviously has nine lives
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    Post  TheThirdSun on Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:54 am

    -Fell down flight of stairs and in to an oven door at age 1.
    -Pushed around in primary school, then figured out I was stronger than them.
    -Stacked my bike trying to impress a passer-by... FAIL.
    -Got BBBB'd (the usual for a Nerfer).
    -Got barrel tapped with a c836'd LS.
    -Got pwnd by my Dad who used to serve in the GOOD army. Not the gay army that can't stand being in a puddle of mud. He's awesome. PLAY FIGHTS FOR THE WIN.
    -On the subject of military men, Practical exercises of pressure points, the effectivness of, are a weekly thing in my house. Joy.

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