cfb_rolley Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:09 pm
What you really need to do, though, is get a vulcan. then attach as many coat-hanger you can find to it, they have to be the metal wire ones though otherwise this won't work. trust me, I'm a scientist that does science. get your coat hangered vulcan and dip it in water, or powerade. soak it for 4.68 hours, then you want to take it straight out on the exact second that time is up. go outside and clear some space, about a 3m radius is enough. put the vulcan in the centre of this space and wait for a thunderstorm. if you dipped it in powerade, it should only take a couple of minutes. the thunderstorm will strike lightning down upon the vulcan, giving it eternal power maximum. after the storm is over, load up some vulcan belts and look for your brother/mother/ kid down the street to test it on. if you did it right your vulcan should now fire at 60,000 rpm and put holes in sheet metal.
trust me, I'm a scientist.
I do science.