Me?
HUGELY Modded Longshot: two Orangemod Works springs,Brass Breech and Barrel, Underslung clip-system barricade,Scope with Thermal,X-ray,Night-Vision,Zoom and Red Dot modes. Flashlight and Green laser pointer. Epic LEDs.Epic Paint Job. Tactical Rails on the sides of the gun.
Two Clip-Fed Barricades, Powerful Springs,Powerful Safe Batteries. Epic Paint Job.
Two Magstrikes, Double-Capacity Magazines. No over-pressure valve. Epic Paint Job.
1 Raider, Long Front Barrel cut off. Detachable Barrel mount. Two Orange-Mods Works Springs. LEDS. Flashlight,Green Laser Pointer. Epic Paint Job.
Two Home-Made Nerf Grenades. Explodes(Nerf Style) On Impact. Epic Paint job;Capacity of twenty darts each.
1 MOLLE Vest, all the attachments on.
Belt and Epic Custom Holster for each gun except for Longshot.
1 Ghilley suit, camouflage already applied(grass, twigs, etc.)
3 Portable Shade/Cover/Camouflage . Possibly Khaki Green Tarp with camouflage draped over. Supports.
1 Can of Red Bull to torture enemies by making them drink it.
I know, a bit...dreamy. But thats my Christmas wish list.