Worst Injury in Your Life..................Evar!

I have ripped all the ligiments and cartlidge in my knee playing footy it snapped past my knee and bent up - So a severe hyperextension I was on crutches for ages and had heaps of phsiotherapyy - I have also popped my pelvis out on my motorbike is now a recurring problem and finally I went of the hangers on my motorbike and did my neck no i contsantly have a twitch not bad for a 13 year old ayy.

JWatt7 wrote:I have ripped all the ligiments and cartlidge in my knee playing footy it snapped past my knee and bent up - So a severe hyperextension I was on crutches for ages and had heaps of phsiotherapyy - I have also popped my pelvis out on my motorbike is now a recurring problem and finally I went of the hangers on my motorbike and did my neck no i contsantly have a twitch not bad for a 13 year old ayy.

Mate. You need to be put in to a padded cell for your own protection. Selling that 4B to you might have been a bad thing to do, you might amputee your arm with it or something.

Well ive been riding bmx for 9 years so ive had ALOT of injurys. the worst would either be when i broke both the bones in my wrist clean off so my hand moved back up my arm.I was 5 hours from home and had to drive back with it like that. The other was when i fell 14ft onto concrete and broke 2 ribs and slipped a disc in my lower back.I got to many to write so i thought id share those two.

Got a 00 split shot stefan in the eye from 1 foot away

Car accident. Smashed the right side of my face. Lost teeth, cheekbone, you name it. Screws, bolts, so to say i've lost my looks would be an understatement. I have a titanium plate in my face and 5 titanium inserts in my mouth awaiting, yep, teeth, made from titanium. The front teeth will look normal and made from whatever, and the rest will be gold colored titanium.

Second worst injury would be sticking my finger into an exercise bike whilst my sister was riding it. Finger was chopped clean off, the dog came along and ate the tip of my finger, so they couldnt re-attach it. So with abit of micro-surgery, they ground the finger to the bone, and it looks half normal.

There you go, grewsome or what?

My, boosted you are half robot now

Recently at a war, I walked backwards right over a bench and doubled over. It was quite funny

Yeah i know, i thought i was going to set off the alarms at the airport, but nothing happened so all good there lol.

boosted6 wrote:Yeah i know, i thought i was going to set off the alarms at the airport, but nothing happened so all good there lol.

Thats because your full of titanium, not steel.

My friend sadly had the worst injury of his life while Nerfing. He jumped a fence while carrying a stampede and broke his leg

I came off my bike. Hit this ramp and didn't realise what was behind it, thought it was just flat on top. Came down from maybe two and a half, three meters up, hit my back wheel, tipped me straight forward. Landed on my face. Fractured both cheek bones, my nose, my eye socket and my skull. I had a bleed on the lower back part of my brain and air in my brain near the fracture.

The doctors discussed sending me to Sydney, I think, for brain surgery, and somewhere else in Australia to have my eye removed and a glass eye fitted.

Somehow, I managed to avoid both of those options and made a full recovery. Just get dizzy when I stand up sometimes, more so than I did before the accident.


Also snapped a piece of the hinge in my right elbow, had to have surgery and now have titanium screws and wire in my elbow. That one gives me the most trouble. I have trouble priming certain blasters, lifting heavy things and sometimes, it just hurts for the sake of it. Split the back of my head open, while wearing a helmet...... Go figure. And more recently, dislocated my left ankle. Eight weeks with crutches. Still recovering, because I didn't use the crutches, just hopped around the house, so I put a huge amount of strain on my right leg, which now hurts a lot of the time. Also didn't use my left leg for so long that the calf muscle started to waste away. I've just started to ride again, been walking for a few weeks, so it's starting to build back up again.

Not a major, but this is one of the surgical screws I just had to remove from my jaw, seeing as the doctor wouldn't touch it, and wanted to refer me to a specialist in Brisbane. When I go to Brissy, it'll be for a Nerf War, not for surgery (well, hopefully not, anyway!! haha)

I had 8 of these little bugger's screwed in my jaw, after having it broken in 3 places during a bit of a scuffle at the local pub (affectionately referred to as the swingin' arms!!) Plus there's a couple of plates in there somewhere too. I've already removed one of the other screws, and the 5 pieces of wire that held my jaw together until it set.

Doctor Clunk in the house... haha



Cheers,

ive had about 29 knee dislocations to date (both knees total) starting from when i was 12. still hurts like hell every time it happens and puts me out of action for a couple of weeks at least. worst one happened on a rock climbing wall first day of high school :S haha my knee cap was wrapped around the back of my leg

ive also dislocated both hips, both shoulders and my right big toe

Bailey wrote:ive had about 29 knee dislocations to date (both knees total) starting from when i was 12. still hurts like hell every time it happens and puts me out of action for a couple of weeks at least. worst one happened on a rock climbing wall first day of high school :S haha my knee cap was wrapped around the back of my leg

ive also dislocated both hips, both shoulders and my right big toe

You'd hope all this dislocation will help you be more flexible in dodging darts! Not the worse injury to date from what I can remember, but I remember riding my road bike and trying to transfer from road to foot path. As anyone who has a road bike knows, they can't transfer properly on a parallel to the ramp (like mountain bikes can). The ramp was elevated like 2cm high, and I didn't think about it, fell off flying over my bike, and skidding on my head (helmet) for at least 3 metres. Concrete burn maximum, my shirt didn't rip... what the hell! haha.

Damn, just when i'm cringing about clunk, you come and take the cake!

Clunk, hows the machining on that little screw?

Yeh, except mine wasn't an accident. I had to physically remove the screw, sober, and without pain med's... haha. And, it wasn't fricking left-hand thread, I found that out the hard way - twice! lol

It's a pretty exquisite piece of craftsmanship just quietly - thread is fairly similar to a Nerf screw. could possibly serve as a back-up fastener one day.... hahaha

Cheers,

Hahaha, thats the first thing i thought of when i saw it.

Damn i cant believe you had to pull it yourself.

Stupid doctor's with no balls mate, that's all I've got to say.

Doc: You'll have to go to a specialist in Brisbane.
Clunk: Be f#$ked if I'm driving 1700km's for a 2 minute procedure... haha

And, if I hadn't got in to Nerf, I probably wouldn't have had a screw-driver small enough!!

Hahaha, gotta love it when your hobbies come in handy for post-surgical procedures, hehe.

I've just come home from the prosthodontist. Final moulds, getting caps pulled out, other caps screwed in, i've got 5 big titanium screw thingys in my mouth now, and damn these things are worth a fortune. But anyway you should have seen them, its like their too good to go in the mouth.
I look even more freaky if i smile now.

Forget about the specialists mate, I can do you a good deal on most surgical procedures!! haha

Haha, hope you got good stuff for the pain!

Or just shoot me close range with your LS.(stun)

hmm... let me see.. i think when your cutting your nails, but then a bit of your nail is still connected to your skin so you go to pull it off and it takes a bunch of skin with it, then doesn't stop bleeding for a couple of hours... yup, that one!


btw, i really haven't had that many bad injuries, and i really think split knees, multiple cases of pneumonia and split eyebrows really don't compare to what i have described above in terms of hurtiness and annoyance :P.

Falling over in primary school and cutting half my face open. Still got a scar on my lip from that. I was off school for a week :/

Well i have just set my worst injury ever

A DVT (Deep Vein Thromboses) of the left upper leg (a blood clot, if these not found and treated, there is a very good chance they will kill you).

My left leg is still very sore and i am now out of action until at the best February 2012. This means no RoF for me either

I went to go and kick my punching bag . But somehow i slipped and landed on my back hard.

Had trouble walk for like 10 minutes.



And i stuffed up my wrist punhing the punching bag.

Now it will sometimes crack when i move my wrist.

Well not much happened to me but I slipped over while running in the house and the big toe was like bent 90 degrees down :/

Blood was squirting out and blood all over the white tiles. I was in the bath so i wouldn't spill more blood on the ground and i was screaming my head off.

When we got to the hospital he stabbed anesthetic needles into my toe and he forced my toe back into its straight position :'( couldn't feel anything BUT I COULD SEE IT!


After a few months it was back to normal except for my toe nail. It leaned to the right and grew into the wrong direction instead of FORWARD. It grew into the flesh so we had to cut my nail away.

More needles! Then after a few more months I realised my broken toe was now skinny and my normal one was chubbby legendary

Cheers

I stabbed my self in the leg with a meat hook when I worked at the abattoirs. There was a bit of muscle hanging out and plenty of blood. Got me compo for 3 months, 20 stitches and some pain killers that allow you to sit on the lounge and druel haha

crashed into a steel gate on mx tore up my left leg, knocked uconsouious during a footy game, split my lip screwed up my kne when i was 5 by falling of a bridge on my bike into a dry creek bed yep thats pretty much it

Admins/moderators again really sorry for posting a necro, but I have a biiiiiiiiiig injury to put here - I knocked my two fromt teeth out when i was about 4 and they didn't grow back for about 4 years.

Umm... about the necro... if I have a relevant subject, is it apropriate to post a necro or should i start a new thread? Sorry, i am new to this kinda thing.

Lol. This is one of those topics you can necro. Just exercise common sense.

littlebro05 wrote:Lol. This is one of those topics you can necro. Just exercise common sense.

Thanks mate. You're a legend. And yes, this might be a necro itself, ruining the 'common sense thin'. Lol.