Ye Fine Old Chaps club.

Good day fellow gentle men

This is a thread that allows the release of our inner gentlemen.

So pour a fine-aged brandy, pick up your monocle and top hat and let the gentlemanly- like behaviour flow.

Please note: Gentlemen do not blaspheme or curse.

Keep to the theme of the thread.

If these guide lines are not followed, one may find them selves in a spot of trouble.


Commence.

This thread shall be watched by the finest class thugs that a bag of silver may purchase

Ah many thanks to the chap in the hat.

I say old bean, jolly good idea what! Absol-bally-lutely fabulous!

That's the spirit chap. *leans back and combs moustache*

I say, whatever happened to the intriguing banter that once passed through this area? Surely there are simply more than three gentlemanly fellows here!

One would assume that us fair speaking chaps of a generation past are lessening in numbers.

Maybe we should educate the Young lads on how to speak fluently in rich banter or "old school" as it's more known at present

Truth be told, old chaps, though my pool may not be filled with the poorest orphan's tears, that I should hope that I be counted amongst those who maintain the most masterly moustaches, sport the most excellent top hats atop their heads, and sip the finest brandy.

Ah ha finely noted young lad. A rather hasty learner we have here.

I think I might groom my moustache whilst conditioning my rather lovely top hat.

Good day to you sirs *tips top hat*

A wee bit of a tuesday bump jolly chaps

I say old chaps, what luck you pleasant fellows have been here with your banter to keep me amused while I have been ailed with ye olde Respiritory Tract infection. Carry on.

Ah 'tis never a preferred predicament.

Nonetheless, we try to assist thou fellow chaps whence suffering an ailment such as your self.

The lighter side of the dark is that you do not need to attend your duties else where, thus making more time to modify ones
boom stick.

Rather Harold, do you Rather a Spot of Tennis?

That is one fine hat you have sir.

I would love to play tennis but I'm afraid my evening is booked out with peasant shooting... Then we will steal the pheasants.

I am yet to master the art of shooting whilst my monocle is in.

Many a talents I wish to pursue

I chuckle now in an amused and unabashed manner.

I say, fellows, my health is a jot richer with this gentlemanly banter flowing freely through this lovely room. Continue your negotiations of an afternoon of ball-striking.

By golly old lads. I've run out of cigars. I may have to fly to cuba to acquire more. Maybe swing by ye olde brandy cellar to re supply my jolly juice stock

I say, what a marvellous conversation we are having. Don't suppose there is room for another fine lad?

well I never... how could it have come to pass that an eagle eyed chap, such as myself, has not noticed a jolly good thread such as this yet?

There is always plenty of space for such a gentlemen. We chaps choose not to make our presence a matter of brilliance in broadcast. We choose to be humble yet welcoming.

I'll have to call a fine brandy and top hat tilt cheers.

Top o' the morning chaps, how are we on this brilliantly lit day? I hope we are all feeling jolly this morning

Thou surely doth allow the female form in this gentleman club? Henceforth I should wish to become an honorary fellow, though I do lack certain mannish equipment, my love of the blunderbuss, that receptacle for foam is fullsome. Tarry not in your voting gents or I shall find myself on some other wondrous adventure.

I say chaps, us men must be lucky to have a chatroom all to ourselves so we may negotiate our gentlemanly matters with others who understand our trife.
Good day.

Lollery fine sir! I doth agree! A fine talkaway indeed. Such matters need only to be kept among us true fellows. What matters have burdened you this pretty evening, excuse me, may I ask?

Ah what a fine evening it is, the perfect time to rejuvenate our discussions about the finer things in life, I must say those 1800 Flintlock Rifles are looking very slick indeed, a few have been brought back from Europe as collector's items from a war, I must say if I can get in contact with my good friend in Europe I'm sure he could find way to have one imported over to my Estate in Queensland.




This is a picture of the rifle in question.

Tip tip, Cheerio.

GirlyGamer wrote:Thou surely doth allow the female form in this gentleman club? Henceforth I should wish to become an honorary fellow, though I do lack certain mannish equipment, my love of the blunderbuss, that receptacle for foam is fullsome. Tarry not in your voting gents or I shall find myself on some other wondrous adventure.

Why yes, of course you join us in our merry banter. Welcome to the chaps and fine lady club. We do not favour lady nor gentleman here. All are full of equality in this fine establishment.

I must say how wonderful this weekend has been. I must go forth now and straighten my moustache and ready my finest top hat and coat for the markets.

I shall return later my dear lady and chaps

Good day to you

Evening Chaps and Lady, I do hope your day was eventful and filled with the finest of chocolates for this easter day. It has come to my attention that we do not have enough gentlemenly threads on this internet we talk on. I hope this does not change as being gentlemenly on the internet is an exclusive and important thing to do. To camo1010 I do hope your day was filled with the finer points of watching peasants try to be at our level at these 'markets' you speak of and to all, Cheerio.
dchil15

Ah yes my fellow sir.

I indulged in only the finest of fine chocolate beverages and ample quantities of delicious Ferraro rochers. I had to make a place for every ones inner gentleman and lady to come out. Now I shall go and devour some more hand crafted deliciousness and trample peasants..

Like a sir!

Hello chaps, on the day of yester I had indulged in a fine rabbit and chocolate stew. You really should make it some time.

ShadowSniper wrote:Hello chaps, on the day of yester I had indulged in a fine rabbit and chocolate stew. You really should make it some time.

That really sounds too easy to make and if as easy as it seems than it must be work of peasants!, but it may very well be delicious for peasant food. On an unrelated note I believe though that the finest milk chocolates can be easily outclassed by the finest of white chocolates and thus I have many a white chocolate to consume yet. As i have removed my servant from my service recently I was forced to clean the roof of my humble manor, this is the most tedious of tasks due to the close proximity of trees to my manor and a strong wind moving the foliage on to my roof, I shall have to hire a new servant but they are so hard to find these days.
dchil15

dchil15 wrote:

ShadowSniper wrote:Hello chaps, on the day of yester I had indulged in a fine rabbit and chocolate stew. You really should make it some time.

That really sounds too easy to make and if as easy as it seems than it must be work of peasants!, but it may very well be delicious for peasant food. On an unrelated note I believe though that the finest milk chocolates can be easily outclassed by the finest of white chocolates and I have many a white chocolate to consume yet. As i have removed my servant from my service recently I was forced to clean the roof of my humble manor, this is the most tedious of tasks due to the close proximity of trees to my manor and a strong wind moving the foliage on to my roof, I shall have to hire a new servant but they are so hard to find these days.
dchil15

Exactly, sir! My servants worked to the bone hunting the rabbits for the stew and making chocalate of the finest sort.

ShadowSniper wrote:

dchil15 wrote:

ShadowSniper wrote:Hello chaps, on the day of yester I had indulged in a fine rabbit and chocolate stew. You really should make it some time.

That really sounds too easy to make and if as easy as it seems than it must be work of peasants!, but it may very well be delicious for peasant food. On an unrelated note I believe though that the finest milk chocolates can be easily outclassed by the finest of white chocolates and I have many a white chocolate to consume yet. As i have removed my servant from my service recently I was forced to clean the roof of my humble manor, this is the most tedious of tasks due to the close proximity of trees to my manor and a strong wind moving the foliage on to my roof, I shall have to hire a new servant but they are so hard to find these days.
dchil15

Exactly, sir! My servants worked to the bone hunting the rabbits for the stew and making chocalate of the finest sort.

Indeed that is most the gentlemenly way of doing it, letting your servants do your work is a great pasttime and now i must retire to my bedchamber as i am up far to late exploring this 'internet' that the peasants tell me of.
evening all.
dchil15

I enjoyed my long weekend watching my rather talented peasants painting Da Vinci paintings all through the house. What a wonderful sight

I simply must one up you somehow but i am unable to comprehend something so extravagant. I know, i shall buy trained Cats to do this on Australia day or simmilar. now to find a dog trainer and make him train cats.*begins phone calls*
dchil15