Ye Fine Old Chaps club.

...So there I was chaps, smoking my pipe and casually sipping my Brandy when I came across a most incredible invention, my conduit longus-shottus I suppose I will have to employ a small village of only the finest peasants to 'post' the images up here soon.

That news is quite interesting. My hand wielded cannon has 13 peasants working full time just to keep it in astonishing condition.

A fine job they do as well.

camo1010 wrote:That news is quite interesting. My hand wielded cannon has 13 peasants working full time just to keep it in astonishing condition.

A fine job they do as well.

I say, I can never locate peasants skilled enough to maintain my repeating foamarms[firearms + foam = foamarms] so I use my rather skilled hands to perform the maitenence rather than aquiring below standard blunderbusses when the peasants are unable to perform to expectations. I find this an enjoyable pasttime also and I can test on the peasants who do wrong to me and my manor.
dchil15

One does love how some of the - shall one say - younger chaps have found jaunty manner to involve themselves in such dapper conversation. It does make the corners of ones mouth turn upward, in similar fashion to Camo101's astonishingly brigadier like mustache.

GirlyGamer wrote:One does love how some of the - shall one say - younger chaps have found jaunty manner to involve themselves in such dapper conversation. It does make the corners of ones mouth turn upward, in similar fashion to Camo101's astonishingly brigadier like mustache.

Why thank you young lady. I am a sucker for ladies that can identify a good mustache.

To that, I tilt my hat

camo1010 wrote:

GirlyGamer wrote:One does love how some of the - shall one say - younger chaps have found jaunty manner to involve themselves in such dapper conversation. It does make the corners of ones mouth turn upward, in similar fashion to Camo101's astonishingly brigadier like mustache.

Why thank you young lady. I am a sucker for ladies that can identify a good mustache.

To that, I tilt my hat

Indeed much hat tilting all around. *hat tilt*
dchil15

Top of the morning to all fine ladies and gentlemen. How are we on this rather un-desirable day? Oh how I much resent the presence of vertical moving sky water

camo1010 wrote:Top of the morning to all fine ladies and gentlemen. How are we on this rather un-desirable day? Oh how I much resent the presence of vertical moving sky water

Indeed it is a most undesireable day, the light showers we are having may just interupt my target shooting endevours. This is most undesireable as i have been unable to practise for many a week and i need to expell the reaction to flinch when then shot breaks, another most undesireable reaction which hopefully will be expelled with the aquisition of better hearing protection.
dchil15

So there I was, in the midst of a battle of the most foamy proportions...

Bacara wrote:So there I was, in the midst of a battle of the most foamy proportions...

Go on my fellow aristocrat, please indulge in your trumphs, and if you do so please, your humble defeats on the field fought with foam,the waterloo of nerf, the battle of long tan that was your war.
dchil15

Bacara wrote:So there I was, in the midst of a battle of the most foamy proportions...

Please sir, do go on.

Indeed I shall, for yesterday, I was outnumbered 7 to 10. Then with a stroke of luck, my marksman and I fired upon the brigands, felling all but three of them! I then lead my men with a tip of my hat and hunted the remaining three into a corner where we slew them by firing squad of only the most accurate of weapons, providing another wonderful victory in my family's name.
I reminisce with you now with a glass of brandy in hand and a stroke of my moustache!

Amazing! Abso-undoubtedly-lutely amazing! I now drink a glass of vintage wine as a toast to your heroics.

Bacara wrote:Indeed I shall, for yesterday, I was outnumbered 7 to 10. Then with a stroke of luck, my marksman and I fired upon the brigands, felling all but three of them! I then lead my men with a tip of my hat and hunted the remaining three into a corner where we slew them by firing squad of only the most accurate of weapons, providing another wonderful victory in my family's name.
I reminisce with you now with a glass of brandy in hand and a stroke of my moustache!

Good show my dear fellow!*sips brandy*
dchil15

I tip my hat to your bravery dear sir. What a wondrous triumph

Good evening good sirs and fine ladies.